I had two slices of CostCo pizza for dinner and they knocked me into a three-hour nap that felt like ten years of cryostatis. I did not merely sleep, I rejuvenated. Every cell in my body has recreated itself around a core of the greasiest pizza known to humanity
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Or go in with a friend who is a member.
My Mom and I used to go to Costco together to get the hot dogs and Lemonade.
#RIPMom
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I ate the other half a pizza and was fucking stuffed for 24h.
Still to this day I don't know how he did it.
*one looks out the window to see a bloated bird covered in half eaten pizza slices sprawled on the park bench
"I've got it... A revitalization cycle!!"
*everyone claps. the bench snaps*
- Lisa Simpson
Duino D. Goose
what’s crazy is even though there are more job hopping microdosing MBAs than we’ll ever need, all of them are too dumb to remember that loss leaders print money