Well, he's a Democrat. Grabbin' Donny could sodomize Mother Teresa's corpse and a lot of the media and all his supporters would just say, "What a man! What a stud! He's OUR PRESIDENT!"
Hello. I’m a time traveller. What I am about to tell you may be hard for you all to understand, but he is grateful for the outcome. It would have been a real monkey’s paw situation. You see, in an alternate timeline, Howard Dean won the presidency, but it all goes very wrong. Very wrong indeed.
For he makes the catastrophic decision from which he could never bounce back. Yes, it’s true. Howard Dean — PRESIDENT Howard Dean — wears a brown suit.
And then he responded by implementing the 50 state strategy, one of the more effective ideas to come out of the DNC in a long time. Even in defeat he still worked on making things better. 🤬
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