Props to @bethanymatheny.bsky.social for finding this image.
I invented a couple of gov't agencies and positions for this article (like "Center for Bringing Back Eradicated Childhood Diseases" and "Ambassador to Getting Out of the Way so My Son Can Date Somebody Else")
https://whowhatwhy.org/politics/us-politics/all-the-best-people-what-the-gaetz-report-says-about-trumps-nominees/