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mattibee.bsky.social • 16 days ago

Top 5 animals that should be longer go

could you even imagine what a long bird would be like

im thinking smth like red tailed hawk or barn owl

long bird of prey tactical missile....

leopard. should be able to slinky up a tree

can I just say ferret 5 times to make them 5x as long

the ultimate ferret so long it could wrap around da earth n bite it's own tail.... ferrebouros...

Armadillo
Stick bug
Olm
All non-dachsund dogs
Geese

I am scared of the long goose... it will steal my snacks from longest range...

but he'd be sooo good at his job (chaos)

long horse for more passengers

thats... a really strong back.... unless it gets more legs.... scared of every scenario here 👍

ok well now i gotta make a diagram

two horrible outcomes.

animals from the evil world.... imagine horse betting on these thangs...

I think we should extend the alligator at least twice as long maybe more

weiner dogs

Elongate all animals, but in the way that the protractus weevil did

giraffes and green herons were only the beginning....

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