A funny exercise is to bring this to other genres of porn. "Buying pizza is perverted because if you forget you don't have the money to pay for the pizza you need to have sex with a muscular pizza delivery guy, and they are always HUNG." - ThreadSky

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girlrobot.io • 6 days ago

A funny exercise is to bring this to other genres of porn.

"Buying pizza is perverted because if you forget you don't have the money to pay for the pizza you need to have sex with a muscular pizza delivery guy, and they are always HUNG."

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edamlarson.bsky.social•6 days ago

Obviously this is disgusting, but does anyone know a Pizza outlet that exclusively employs ripped delivery men with large penises? Because clearly these men need protecting. Possibly in my house.

girlrobot.io•6 days ago

"clothes dryers are inherently pornographic and incestuous because every time a person reaches for a sock in the back they get stuck at the opening with their butt and legs out and then when they call for help their brother fucks them from behind"

7ydy.bsky.social•6 days ago

yeag

ganthorion.bsky.social•6 days ago

"Pools are inherently pornographic, because every time the pool boy comes round I have to get naked and seduce him. Of course no matter how long it takes him fucking my ass, my husband pulls into driveway just when I get a load of cum on my face. I can't believe it happens every time!"

shelleybwoke.bsky.social•6 days ago

Wait until they find out about the sink drains that seem to trap people's arms.

ahjeez.bsky.social•6 days ago

I'm such a hussy calling the plumber 🥵🥵🥵

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