"Oh, I'M SORRY? Were you expecting another, 'uwu hot sexxy pregggy Mila tummy' picture?

TOUGH SHIT! I CAN'T SLEEP, MY BACK IS FECKING KILLING ME, AND I HAVE A WEIRD FRECKING HANKERING FOR PICKLES DIPPED IN KETCHUP!

THIS SHIT AINT AS KINKY AS THEY MAKE IT OUT BE!!!"