Lorraine Kelly, "Can you name any hard working land owners?"

Ian Hislop, "Dyson"

Matt Chorley, "Clarkson"

Lorraine Kelly, "Nigel Farage has land worth £3m"

Ian Hislop, "What does he grow on his farm? Fags?"

Paul Merton, "I can imagine what he puts in his crops, there's plenty of that"