Somewhere in northern Virginia, James Comey is scrolling the same news feed as you and saying "oops, my fault... yeah, that was me... hm, sorry about that one."
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Nah, that’s Hillary. And the Libs who pushed the failed ultimate right wing turnout machine. The Left didn’t want her either and you don’t get to blame anyone else but her and the weak ass Democratic Party.
It was a historic systemic failure; Garland lined up behind Comey, Mueller, Andrew Weissman, Barr in Protecting trump instead of Prosecuting him!
DOJ is covering up on THEIR own Obstruction of Justice.
They gave us trump!
I know this is satire because @jamescomey.bsky.social would never apologize. He hasn't for 9 years. Maybe he and Garland can be roommates and commiserate
Nope. He should, but nope. At best it’s “well, if they hadn’t misunderstood my skillful…” because nothing is ever anyone’s fault when “smart” people are impossibly stupid. And it’s mostly immaterial. The Democratic Party has been letting the fastballs sail by for forty years of my life.
He screwed over Hillary Clinton just like he screwed over Martha Stewart (prosecuting her because "he THOUGHT she lied"). He had a habit of misusing his position when strong women were involved! SO PATHETIC!
Across the breakfast table, eating a waffle, Merrick Garland is saying, "I wouldn't come to that conclusion yet, James. We must abide by norms. Now pass the molasses."
Must be some other Comey than the aloof, hubris-saddled logician currently hellbound on a path paved with his own gosh-darned-diggity good intentions that was in the news there for a bit.
Yeah if the man had any sense of self-awareness, we would've found him swinging by his neck from a tree as Trump made states fignt over ventilators during the worst ravages if COVID
Comey shaking his head disappointed in himself then scrolling down to see Smaug inflation fetish art and changing his head shake to being disappointed in them
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DOJ is covering up on THEIR own Obstruction of Justice.
They gave us trump!
Doing everything, and yet at the same time nothing.
Good thing Comey got one last look at that 1,000 year old tree.