I've said it before and I'll say again: as scary as people try to make vampires, your average Italian grandma has everything she needs to take out Dracula.
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Materialist Gnostic
the idea of having "steak through the heart" as a weakness is kinda funny because, like, who *survives* a steak through the heart. it's like having your one weakness being getting hit in the head with a brick.
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Nonna the vampire hunter sounds like a great movie
Holy water? ✅️
Crucifix? ✅️
Silver? ✅️
Various wooden cooking utensils that can be converted into stakes? ✅️
Big knives to cut off a vamp's head? ✅️✅️✅️
"Avoid garlic? In Italy? Avoid crucifixes? In Italy??? Can't use mirrors??!"