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🪐 Galactic Nursery Vessel “Cuddlepod-7”
Experiment Log #006 — Subject: “Lukie”
Species: Polar Cubiform
Cycle 487-B: Snuggle Phase Initiated
> REPORT:
At 0304 ship-time, Subject #006 was retrieved from Sector Earthbed via Dreamwave Extraction Beam.
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🪐 Galactic Nursery Vessel “Cuddlepod-7”
Experiment Log #006 — Subject: “Lukie”
Species: Polar Cubiform
Cycle 487-B: Snuggle Phase Initiated
> REPORT:
At 0304 ship-time, Subject #006 was retrieved from Sector Earthbed via Dreamwave Extraction Beam.
Comments
2/10 (mild kicking; verbal protestation of "but I already went potty five minutes ago" noted).
Upon entry, subject displayed signs of elevated distress, quickly neutralised by atmospheric lullabies and ambient sparklejuice mist.
⟨Primary Interventions⟩
Hypoallergenic diaper of containment (Size: Lil'Starkid) securely fastened via RoboArms 7B and 12J.
Subject tickled once (lightly). Snorted. Did not protest further.
Initial babble decoding underway; phrases such as "nooo I’m not cute, stop itttt" believed to mean "please continue this line of interaction indefinitely."
Involuntary leg kicking: YES
Paci acceptance: Moderate (offered four options, chose starry one)
Attempts to commandeer control panel with paw: Ongoing concern
Recommendations:
Subject requires ongoing study in snugology, blushology, and interstellar regression dynamics.
Cuteness levels exceed protocol tolerances. Team morale has improved 472% since arrival.
> End log.
Filing under:
Operation Cubbeam
Status:
Ongoing cuddles recommended.
Next check-in:
After nap. 💤