Pretty much. And all it takes to qualify for eternal paradise is a private proclamation of faith. A secret little confession of belief in the intangible unseen. Isnât that a miracle? You can literally grant to yourself absolution from judgement for every sin, wash clean your dirty laundry. How nice.
And who wouldnât want to wash away their own embarrassing past in baptism with a silent magic spell to join a holy congress unmediated by tight ass clergy? Thatâs a pretty compelling Lutheran promise when the alternative is eternal hellfire and damnation. Primitives went nuts for it, and still do.
Pious theists sin all week long then go to confession on Sunday to repent. Priest offers ecclesiastical WiteOutâŚErase, eraseâŚsin is magically cleansed and youâre free to fuck everyone over next week.
What a god damned racketeering scam.
Iâd pay for that! Here comes the offering plate, will a personal check do? Youâll see how much I appreciate being forgiven for my confessed dalliance with my secretaryâagain. I know, I know, but Satan keeps dangling it right under my nose, and the flesh is weak. Unh!
There are large groups of Christians at our main crosswalks screaming about Jesus. It was not like this before. Have to say that for some reason they are all Black people. Something has changed with this rabid, threatening âfaithâ.
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What a god damned racketeering scam.