ADHD is when experts can't never come to an agreement about what ADHD is because the "clinical group" keeps getting bored with their own symptoms and can't stop switching them up.
ADHD is learning new skills to a decent level really quickly but then you’re over it so you never become expert at anything and also can’t eat regular meals, brush your teeth and excuse me I need to pee so badly I’m in pain and my fave song is Six! the musical I listened to it 1mill times this week.
And you have those parentheses in the first place because your mind - look, to explain that you first gotta know; scratch that, you'll have to understand...
ADHD is when you get home and find you're missing a bag of groceries, realize you left it at the grocery store, go all the way back to get it but it's gone, and come home defeated just to discover you put it on the kitchen counter.
Adhd is when I get ready and leave the house in the morning only to do a u turn at the bottom of the street and come back because I forgot to take my concerta 😑 'addictive controlled substance' my ass.
ADHD is when you’re recovering from surgery and you crawl out of bed to get a bottle of Gatorade… End up cooking soup, playing 20 minutes of Minecraft, finding a new documentary series to watch, and forget about the Gatorade.
ADHD is a made-up disease. A checklist in the DSM, It’s a normal human condition especially for boys but in our culture boys have to behave like girls according their (woke) predominantly female teachers. In my days, they called me a little busy :-) and made me play outside to loose some energy.
adhd is when I don't know where the hell that bruise came from nor that one or that one, but one time I broke my arm and had stomach flu at the same time that we were supposed to dissect a pig and it was the weekend after mother's day.
Or when you put your phone on the hood of the car and drive away. Or accidentally put it through A washing machine cycle. Or leave it in a public bathroom.
pfft, forgetting to close your parenths compared to accidentally composing your run on sentence (accidentally mind, (don't wanna call anybody out) and then fail to count how many sets of parenths to close
ADHD is when you set your drink down on your desk so you can sit down and then said drink is immediately blinked out of existence for at least 12 hours.
Ok but it’s not that I forget to close them (it’s that I keep opening up new parentheticals (because each one explains my thought in more detail and if I don’t explain myself I die
ADHD is walking into a room with twenty people and instantly know how each of them are feeling.
Then wondering if it is you, causing the dampened mood." do I really need quotation marks 🤔
ADHD is forgetting that you were making a cup of tea and are instead now six hours deep in yet another new project that is getting you nowhere closer to achieving your goals
ADHD was when I put Trader Joe's vegetable biryani in the microwave, ate another snack while I waited, discovered a bowlful of strange brown syrup when I next used the microwave unknown days (weeks?) later, and didn't get diagnosed for another seventeen years.
ADHD is when… I forgot what I was going to say. Guess I gotta go to the kitchen and get some food, while I’m there I should probably do the dishes. Oh look my dog! He’s so sweet I love him. I’m going to go watch television now(ends up sitting down and scrolling for five years.
adhd is when im scrolling bluesky in bed and about to have a breakdown because executive dysfunction wont let me work on the big project i have due tommorow
Facts, as a testament to me so frequently not finishing sentences in my videos, and then subsequently get frustrated at myself when editing said video for doing it and noticing it
ADHD is when I would have no idea if there was a poltergeist at work because who even knows where I left that mug anyway? Or if I closed those cupboards? Leaving a plate in the middle of the floor like a Sim whose kitchen was obstructed by a single chair
ADHD is when I read lists like this and then the webs spiders weaves have sometimes been numerous enough during hatching seasons that they can blanket a whole field, and did you know someone collected orb weaver silk and made a whole shirt?
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Wait, where was I?
Then wondering if it is you, causing the dampened mood." do I really need quotation marks 🤔
Anyway, super neat!
https://youtu.be/AbSehcT19u0?si=rZxRfYerMciiV7Vr