the time i tried to start an anti-gorsuch chant at an abortion rights march by calling him “gorSUCK” but instead just sounding like i was screaming “fuck or suck!!” really passionately
in terms of petards, the time i went to france and realized that i loved escargot so i ate 24 snails in one day and then immediately got food poisoning and vomited up what was still discernibly snail, no longer cloaked seductively in butter
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