I've been on this planet for over 40 years now. Over time I've noticed that seagulls get more cunty each year. During my childhood they used to come up to you asking politely for food. Nowadays the wankers just snatch it from you. What went wrong? - ThreadSky

anonopin.bsky.social • 42 days ago

I've been on this planet for over 40 years now. Over time I've noticed that seagulls get more cunty each year. During my childhood they used to come up to you asking politely for food. Nowadays the wankers just snatch it from you. What went wrong?

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pieshoppe.bsky.social•42 days ago

Social media

simonpblake.bsky.social•42 days ago

It's no longer legal to carry a gun in your pocket to shoot the fuckers. It's political correctness gorn maad.

bryannthomas.bsky.social•42 days ago

The ones that fly over the sea are seagulls. The ones that fly around the bay are called baygulls.

sambeau.bsky.social•39 days ago

The ones that fly over Lake Erie are called Buffalo Gulls.

oafcboss.bsky.social•40 days ago

Which do you mean? No such thing as a Seagull the term is used to describe all type of gulls. I think Herring Gulls are upsetting you, leave the black headed gulls alone.

tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social•39 days ago

Regardless of whether it's Herring Gulls, Common Gulls, yellow-legged Gulls whatever was commonly referred to as Seagulls... the new collective term is....

tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social•39 days ago

Or, for those on the Nightshift, most Gulls are referred to as "Shut the fuck uuuuuuuup!!!!"

penis.house•40 days ago

🤓

markantonyowen.com•42 days ago

We fucked up the planet – and in doing so, their feeding grounds. It's payback.

itisindeedme.bsky.social•42 days ago

Blair.

spanogroats.bsky.social•42 days ago

Gulls. There's no such thing as "Seagulls".

silentbazz.bsky.social•42 days ago

In Wales we refer to them as cont y sglodion - a title they have definitely earned

myshka689908.bsky.social•42 days ago

Natural selection: survival of the cüntiest.

mr-grieves.bsky.social•40 days ago

What were you tripping on when the seagulls asked you politely for food?

plankton1975.bsky.social•42 days ago

I blame the parents.

robmanuelyeah.bsky.social•42 days ago

As you age, you become less frightening to birds because given a fight, they could fuck you up

xraystan.bsky.social•42 days ago

Brexit or immigrants, depending on your political leaning.

i-sing-of-olaf.bsky.social•42 days ago

You, with your enormous wealth of food, represent the 1%. And you've put trash cans everywhere and had a war on litter, closing off paths to upward mobility to the seagulls. Now they are scrappily fighting back.