Owen: Come on, Master Sage, give me five~ Why so serious? I know you want to. ...Owie! Why did you do that? My arm, you ripped off my arm... Owchie... Aw, quit shaking like a leaf. There's not even blood gushing everywhere.
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Bradley: Ya can’t stop sneezin’? …Haha, very funny. Now quit mockin’ me and grow a real sense o’ humour… Hah, are ya bein’ fer real? Well damn, das too bad. Want me to pat yer back or somethin’?
Faust: I see someone's enjoying some nice mollycoddling in your lap. What an adorable little kitten. ...Did I say something out of line? Why are you looking at me like that? ...Whoever told you that cat's me has an awful sense of humour.
Shino: Your world can be a surprisingly brutal place. What do you mean people torch you for telling a lie? Lighting someone on fire, starting with their pants, is insane. That sounds straight from a Western or Northern wizard’s handbook.
Heathcliff: Sigh, I simply can't keep up with everyone's lies today. Earlier, Lord Oz told me he had a cat son, and I just didn't know how to react! ...I hope I didn't offend him.
Nero: Not all lies are bad, ya get me? It all depends on what and when yer lying 'bout. A lie can keep you and yer friends away from the cruel truth, or keep a conversation from escalatin' into a full-blown brawl. Though, I could be lyin' to ya right now with this mumble-jumble.
Shylock: I think I'll refrain from drinking today. ...My, is it really surprising? While it does depend on my mood, it wouldn't be a first. Although, I can't say I’ll last long once night rolls around. We shall see whether this ends up being a truth or lie by the end of today.
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