Faust: I see someone's enjoying some nice mollycoddling in your lap. What an adorable little kitten. ...Did I say something out of line? Why are you looking at me like that? ...Whoever told you that cat's me has an awful sense of humour.
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Shino: Your world can be a surprisingly brutal place. What do you mean people torch you for telling a lie? Lighting someone on fire, starting with their pants, is insane. That sounds straight from a Western or Northern wizard’s handbook.
Heathcliff: Sigh, I simply can't keep up with everyone's lies today. Earlier, Lord Oz told me he had a cat son, and I just didn't know how to react! ...I hope I didn't offend him.
Nero: Not all lies are bad, ya get me? It all depends on what and when yer lying 'bout. A lie can keep you and yer friends away from the cruel truth, or keep a conversation from escalatin' into a full-blown brawl. Though, I could be lyin' to ya right now with this mumble-jumble.
Shylock: I think I'll refrain from drinking today. ...My, is it really surprising? While it does depend on my mood, it wouldn't be a first. Although, I can't say I’ll last long once night rolls around. We shall see whether this ends up being a truth or lie by the end of today.
Murr: Didja know? I'm actually a cat! When I was a wee lad, Murr Hart cast a transformation spell on me and turned me into him! That's why Shylock calls me a cat all the time, and why I occasionally me~ow! ...Don't believe me, Master Sage? Ooh, and why's that? Got any proof?
Chloe: Since today is all about tricks and lies, Murr said his bit was that he wasn’t gonna do any! Isn’t that hilarious? …Wait? You think he could’ve been lying to me!? N-No way!!
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