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edsbs.bsky.social • 61 days ago

If someone could strike me in the skull with a very heavy hammer right now I’d appreciate it

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bigdiesel88.bsky.social•61 days ago

I know a guy....

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mursebigford.bsky.social•61 days ago

The wife will love this. Kid sick with the flu and husband has a concussion. She'll still blame you for both, don't worry.

maxsloan.blog•61 days ago

Oof, bud. Genuinely sorry to hear it

sickoscommittee.org•61 days ago

Oh fuck

undulynoted.bsky.social•61 days ago

I was where you are on Thursday afternoon, I feel your pain. For us, it only delayed Christmas plans by a day, but I know how lucky I got (and we're also not yet quite past the incubation period for the rest of the fam, so there's that). May tamiflu ride to your rescue as it did for mine.

ungoliant.bsky.social•61 days ago

Our whole house had the flu on Christmas last year. This year watching the calendar & just praying we can make it to the 25th clean

jonjberg.bsky.social•61 days ago

Wife had cold/flu over the weekend and now oldest has it. Also I woke up with a splitting headache. Totally unrelated I'm sure.

jacobsheets.bsky.social•61 days ago

lawnboy1300.bsky.social•61 days ago

Happened here last year. Woke up Christmas day with the gift of unstoppable diarrhea and vomiting.

jeepinben.bsky.social•61 days ago

RSV and strep ran through daycare the last week they were open

old-jb.bsky.social•61 days ago

Luckily Dick’s is open today so you can run and buy a tent to set up for the kid in back yard

kcham.bsky.social•61 days ago

The worst kind of stummy hurts game.

coco13.bsky.social•61 days ago

tacspork.bsky.social•61 days ago

*paging UGA's defensive line*

mattberry05.bsky.social•61 days ago

This is a hell of a way for me to learn that Malaya on Collier, with their sinus-expanding laksa, closed

majorarschloch.bsky.social•61 days ago

OMW

cinquinho.bsky.social•61 days ago

Would you settle for a funeral brick?

majorarschloch.bsky.social•61 days ago

I wish I had the skills to make a gif of giant holographic Spencer gator chomping at imps

cinquinho.bsky.social•61 days ago

YES

hannibalv.bsky.social•61 days ago

How is there somehow no GIF of the post-cliffjumping aftermath in MIDSOMMAR?!

rosebug22.bsky.social•61 days ago

Me watching Seahawks games every week