god he's so normal make him go on a playdate one (1) time and he's all "you will live to regret this" about it - ThreadSky

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splitscard.bsky.social • 6 days ago

god he's so normal

make him go on a playdate one (1) time and he's all "you will live to regret this" about it

He says that and immediately scores a SS first try, underserved.

*Underleveled

once he is leveled he absolutely shreds too. i havent regretted a moment of shoving level and buddy items down his throat

Why is Rollo LIKE THIS!!!

this man has never said a normal sentence in his life

And he never will
He'll have his 2 croissants, 16 grapes and one cup of cafe au lait and then proceed to call NRC students perditions

He’s such a little weirdo I need him

i need him in public shibari, like, yesterday

It would fix him! (It wouldn’t fox him even a little bit but I want it to happen)

hes a damn theater kid 😭

he truly is... so dramatic and for what

hes just like that one theater kid that talks about jesus a lot and shames others for not going to church sighhh

He’s so dramatic over the littlest things, even an extra croissant would not fix him

i fear he'd reject the extra croissant as needless temptation

So sad 😔 but that’s how he keeps his slim figure

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