Bernie, I'm literally drinking a Buzzball rn - ThreadSky

lilydont.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Bernie, I'm literally drinking a Buzzball rn

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notaspy1.bsky.social•18 hours ago

My 2 am brain read this as "I am writing to ask you to run for coffee."

vedicvalarian.bsky.social•1 day ago

See, you're halfway to qualification for the Secretary of Defense!

kumimono.bsky.social•1 day ago

President Buzzball, you are needed.

jetsensunday.bsky.social•1 day ago

You can connect to the American buzzball proletariat in a way Chuck Schumer can't

fredo.bsky.social•1 day ago

what kind of buzzball

lilydont.bsky.social•1 day ago

berry cherry limeade

fredo.bsky.social•1 day ago

hell yes sounds good

zell2036.com•1 day ago

oh well that qualifies you for state Senate, possibly lt. Gov

mementohikikomori.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Buzzball" as a term for something you'd buy in a cantina is insanely Star Wars Legends-coded

lilydont.bsky.social•1 day ago

lmao you're such a fucking nerd

mementohikikomori.bsky.social•1 day ago

All of these guys have crippling buzzball addictions

lilydont.bsky.social•1 day ago

that art is incredible

rureal.bsky.social•1 day ago

"I will wait then.....carry on"

asciim0v.bsky.social•18 hours ago

we need representatives that get casual, fun drunk.

rawhidekobe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump doesn't drink which is why he's fucking everything up. We need a president who's at least a 4loko deep at all times.

siennabun.bsky.social•1 day ago

Uhhhh so Pete Hegseth?

rawhidekobe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pete is spiritually impure which means the alcohol activates the evil skeleton that controls his flesh. If you are truly pure of heart alcohol will guide you to do great things instead of spilling vodka on your Thinkpad.

siennabun.bsky.social•1 day ago

*the monkeys paw curls* and we still get Pete hegseth anyway

rawhidekobe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not for long apparently lmfao

siennabun.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean good point and the best news all week imo

lilydont.bsky.social•1 day ago

✔️

dakkireads.bsky.social•1 day ago

I would never vote for a 4loko drinker

dean-dingus.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is why America is doomed

lilydont.bsky.social•1 day ago

not all 4loko drinkers are the same

dakkireads.bsky.social•1 day ago

they all drink 4loko and that's enough for me

rawhidekobe.bsky.social•1 day ago

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