1. €50 Sales King
You’re launching a business with a revenue plan that wouldn’t even cover a Netflix subscription. Bold strategy! At least you’ll be the poster child for “starting from the bottom” when you’re rolling in euros… if your sales ever hit triple digits.
2. Your “Communities”
Your Discord and Reddit are like exclusive clubs—with no one on the guest list. Bet your bot is lonely in there. Who needs users when you’ve got a dream, right? Meanwhile, Reddit’s just sitting there, gathering dust like a forgotten attic.
3. DS Pro’s Smash Hit
16 sign-ups, zero engagement—DS Pro is killing it! Nothing screams success like creating a product people look at and immediately close. Maybe “design system in one click” is so advanced, your users are still Googling what a design system is.
4. Nature Lover?
You claim to love hiking, climbing, and the great outdoors, yet here you are—indoors, working on GitHub integrations. The mountains are calling, Tomas, but you’re like, “Not now, Figma sync needs me.”
5. Meaningful Work
Your UX expertise is impeccable—for the two people who’ve tried your tool. Maybe one day, they’ll write a heartfelt testimonial like, “It was… fine, I guess?” Truly a revolutionary approach to helping someone... someday.
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You’re launching a business with a revenue plan that wouldn’t even cover a Netflix subscription. Bold strategy! At least you’ll be the poster child for “starting from the bottom” when you’re rolling in euros… if your sales ever hit triple digits.
Your Discord and Reddit are like exclusive clubs—with no one on the guest list. Bet your bot is lonely in there. Who needs users when you’ve got a dream, right? Meanwhile, Reddit’s just sitting there, gathering dust like a forgotten attic.
16 sign-ups, zero engagement—DS Pro is killing it! Nothing screams success like creating a product people look at and immediately close. Maybe “design system in one click” is so advanced, your users are still Googling what a design system is.
You claim to love hiking, climbing, and the great outdoors, yet here you are—indoors, working on GitHub integrations. The mountains are calling, Tomas, but you’re like, “Not now, Figma sync needs me.”
Your UX expertise is impeccable—for the two people who’ve tried your tool. Maybe one day, they’ll write a heartfelt testimonial like, “It was… fine, I guess?” Truly a revolutionary approach to helping someone... someday.