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proptermalone.bsky.social • 16 days ago

ohh no

Reposted from LOWρUFO 🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽

I want this to be true so bad

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glennmuir.bsky.social•16 days ago

Hank Hill had a narrow urethra and he turned out to be a decent father, so what this guy's fucking excuse?

algoresmilkymams.bsky.social•15 days ago

"bobby, you shut up about my medical problems!"

effinvicta.bsky.social•16 days ago

You gotta hate it when someone has a botched bottom surgery and makes it everyone's problem.

octopodeeznuts.bsky.social•16 days ago

I'm glad i checked the likes before i tagged you in one of the other posts about it 😹

ennui.org•16 days ago

why does this timeline just keep getting more cursed

tomscud.bsky.social•16 days ago

https://reactormag.com/divided-by-infinity/

insidejoke.bsky.social•16 days ago

I have to admit it makes so much sense, and it'd explain so much.

mhkmhk.bsky.social•16 days ago

So is this a Hedwig and the angry inch situation and he weirdly has some misplaced rage against trans people in a wrapped situation or are well placed people trying to get him to release a dick pic/video?

aaron-0.bsky.social•15 days ago

Yeah. They mistakenly replaced his head.

rabagast.bsky.social•16 days ago

damnit i should have gone to bed and turned off my phone about 15 minutes ago. this is my punishment for staying up too late.

tedgehring.bsky.social•16 days ago

How cool is it to be a billionaire and have people say this stuff about you on the website you own?

alderfish.bsky.social•16 days ago

Omfg what does a not botched penis implant do? Is his sideways now or like weirdly and disgustingly bumpy?

cudasbob.bsky.social•16 days ago

I heard about a guy that got it broke and now it's bent sideways since some crazy woman was on top and missed LOL

bananapantz.bsky.social•16 days ago

alderfish.bsky.social•16 days ago

Imfgggggg

rainsurname.bsky.social•16 days ago

I dated a guy who had a little bend from trying to suck himself off with a vacuum attachment when he was around 14.

cudasbob.bsky.social•16 days ago

I thought that was an urban legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

g-sharp-major.bsky.social•16 days ago

He prefers “ribbed for your pleasure”

alderfish.bsky.social•16 days ago

But it’s like a sharp bolt coming out of the side of the head

g-sharp-major.bsky.social•16 days ago

“Franken-weenie”

alderfish.bsky.social•16 days ago

Owwwww

rsgreacen.bsky.social•16 days ago

You know who else had a messed up dick
And issues

billypilgrim65.bsky.social•16 days ago

There will always be a new fact come to light about Elon that will be worse than the last. Always.

alexanotherone.bsky.social•16 days ago

I want to know less

crb1079.bsky.social•16 days ago

Wait so what does a botched implant entail down there?

proptermalone.bsky.social•16 days ago

no, no tail, just botched penis

crb1079.bsky.social•16 days ago

Head or tail we all lose

dhpljm266.bsky.social•16 days ago

This brings up a whole new set of IVF-related q’s

govpolish.bsky.social•16 days ago

I heard his balls are on top.

grahammarbles.bsky.social•16 days ago

This feels like cracking Enigma

bskeye.bsky.social•16 days ago

So that's why he keeps going for IVF

emmreef.bsky.social•16 days ago

LOL...Elon can say his cybertruck is more reliable than junk

bsarginger.bsky.social•16 days ago

bokross.bsky.social•16 days ago

hollowmirth.bsky.social•16 days ago

Ohh I want him to piss AB off again. The 50 part IG story read will be fabulous

kwh561.bsky.social•16 days ago

Adrian Dittman: Elon is a father who has a very normal dick that gets a lot of sex

geekesq.bsky.social•16 days ago

Hitler had only one ball, so this tracks .

atouchofwanderlust.bsky.social•16 days ago

I’m gonna say it… men like #ElonMusk don’t have good-looking d*cks. That’s why they act the way they do. #Incels #Misogyny #TechBros

venerablebidet.bsky.social•16 days ago

Kinda like how Hitler only had one ball

cargoweasel.com•16 days ago

i hear Göring has two but very small

k8c.bsky.social•16 days ago

Himmler has something similar

tomscud.bsky.social•16 days ago

And goebbels had no balls at all

venerablebidet.bsky.social•16 days ago

I’m no Long Dong Silver, but somehow I didn’t go fascist

raddrrach.bsky.social•16 days ago

Does this impact the number of secret children of couples in Austin? (JK)

hachbiz.bsky.social•16 days ago

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