I await at the peak of Unknown Blueskath, waiting for the day Musk finally wanders in his fever-dream mania to this place seeking the internet he claims was better in his youth.
He shall learn that he had it all along, but brought it to ruin himself, and that he must return to his own domain.
i'm a very specific kind of dweeb because i see the word Innsmouth and realize i've only ever seen it used in the name of the Japan-exclusive Virtual Boy horror game "Innsmouth no Yakata"
I'm taking the move as a chance to re-evaluate how I interact with the internet and a way to kind of enjoy it more as a more earnest and grateful person. Obviously truly too cringe.
I'm finding myself doing quote tweet riffs. I'm engaging with my replies. I'm reposting to amplify. My beard is shaving itself. Packs of cigarettes are lasting longer. My blood feels different. The sun doesn't hurt the same. The water feels thinner.
this is only tangentially related but once I saw an argument on the Alf wiki where two guys were debating if Alf is a muppet and a third guy popped up and just commented HE'S LOOKIN LIKE A DAMN CREATURE and that's something I think of often.
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happy for you genuinely
He shall learn that he had it all along, but brought it to ruin himself, and that he must return to his own domain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jYPp9w-0Uk
file that under "C" for Cursed 😄
thanks for that, I love your sense of humor