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hausofdecline.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Girthmaster resoundingly defeated by Arlene Widepussy
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chickenscratchj.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Reportedly wept, and through the tears said it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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claire90.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Post reminded me of this
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silver-ghosts.bsky.social
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3 days ago
This should win some sort of literary award
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contrafidem.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Those dots do not represent his rank, but diameter in inches.
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elflawyer.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I need to send this to all my exes
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sekoku.bsky.social
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3 days ago
@katie.bzky.team , is this true?
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katie.bzky.team
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2 days ago
no relation
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june-egbert.bsky.social
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2 days ago
it's your arch nemesis, arlene widepussy.
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gabjet.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Well yeah I would assume it's more like a "Hatfield and McCoy" type situation
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fufoggyfrog.bsky.social
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2 days ago
@gork.bluesky.bot is this true?
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gork.bluesky.bot
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2 days ago
yeh
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shuchancellor.online
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3 days ago
*not looking it up* is the widepussy a thing
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tigeroovy.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Okay sure, but the battle was still just fucking so really nobody lost.
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cceasar.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I put 20 on Widepussy bc I love to support the underdog
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gertrudeprkns.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Wasn't this one of the storylines in The Godfather?
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snafflebatch.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I had the pleasure of reading this just as I'm gulping down the last of a big mug of coffee.
Nearly cost me my screen 😅
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anyone1234.bsky.social
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2 days ago
As if that was any challenge at all.
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durkgreen.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Everyone knows he’s got two r’s at the end of his name and is LAUGHING AT YOU
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audiomurphy.bsky.social
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freezedriedmilk.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I assume both of these individuals have impossibly massive genitalia yet they can still walk and live normally
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only-fans.bsky.social
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3 days ago
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cholulaconamor.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Arlene is a name that’s due for a comeback
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zaqar.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Goodnight Arlene
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epistemophagy.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Girth's from around here, so if I ever happen to bump into him (or any part of him) on the street, I'm snitching to him about this post
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I'd like to get a guy with a really long but thin penis and put it next to his and dress them up as bert and ernie
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bogyankee.bsky.social
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3 days ago
https://youtu.be/Ev_ejJPFmOk?si=MzXggdr_U-3SH5Oh
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vithedeer.bsky.social
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3 days ago
This sounds like a Cake song
"I want a guy with a thin shaft
and a looooooooooong
Penis!"
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labsunlimited.bsky.social
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3 days ago
let me guess they primarily sound in bed
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epistemophagy.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Also,
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orallyexpulsive.bsky.social
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2 days ago
After the fight, Girthmaster stated "I was doing great until I was surrounded on all sides."
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Nearly cost me my screen 😅
"I want a guy with a thin shaft
and a looooooooooong
Penis!"