Do you ever go number 2 and think, "this is it, this is the poop that kills me," or has that only happened to me? - ThreadSky

wetmascara.bsky.social • 680 days ago

Do you ever go number 2 and think, "this is it, this is the poop that kills me," or has that only happened to me?

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tycuna.bsky.social•680 days ago

I’ve had a few patients that almost died while pooping, not a great time

wetmascara.bsky.social•680 days ago

Oh no

tycuna.bsky.social•680 days ago

But hey, the bright side is you’re not alone!

wetmascara.bsky.social•680 days ago

True

tiamarie.bsky.social•680 days ago

I've had this thought since a character died that way in The Sopranos

ladyhawke725.bsky.social•680 days ago

Me too! I worked at 911 and it is a real thing. Heart attack from straining.

pullthestring.bsky.social•680 days ago

I can’t believe this is real 😬 new fear unlocked oh god

tiamarie.bsky.social•680 days ago

Don't ever strain really hard when you go number 2.

Take some stool softeners and retry later.

wetmascara.bsky.social•680 days ago

Good to know.

tenken.bsky.social•680 days ago

No stool softeners in this house. If we’re gonna die taking a shit, then by god we’re gonna do it like men.

pullthestring.bsky.social•680 days ago

real men™️ who died shitting:

- tywin lannister
- that person from the sopranos possibly? haven’t watched that
- other dudes as well probably

wetmascara.bsky.social•680 days ago

Yikes

wetmascara.bsky.social•680 days ago

I had forgotten about that.

tiamarie.bsky.social•680 days ago

Every tough poop makes me wonder if it's my last

wetmascara.bsky.social•680 days ago

Same

thesharkqueen.com•680 days ago

😳

jenminicooper.bsky.social•680 days ago

I developed colitis late last year and it’s been chronic ever since (I’ve lost over 80 pounds since November).
Can honestly answer yes to this 😭😭😭.

wetmascara.bsky.social•680 days ago

Oh no

jenminicooper.bsky.social•680 days ago

Indeed.

shanehanderson.com•680 days ago

I will just say yes, and leave it at that. And thankfully I survived because that is not how I envision leaving this world.

ladyhawke725.bsky.social•680 days ago

I always think about the guy from The Sopranos who does on the toilet trying to poop.

atalanta.bsky.social•680 days ago

Post-operative oxycodone was involved.

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