Dear DOGE.
My weekly Government accomplishments:

1. Wake up
2. Grab a brush & put a little makeup
3. Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
4. Why’d you leave the keys up on the table?
5. Here we go create another fable
Reposted from Aaron Fritschner
The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

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