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regulavanhydrus.etheirys.social • 3 days ago

Are you perhaps a cloth that drops from the phenomenon known as treasure maps?

Because you look like Boyfriend Material!

is that your best pick up line, Varis?

“I think I threw up in my mouth a little.”

You interrupted us to tell us that you are sick?

“Sick of you, yes.”

well, it wasn't addressed to you so quit acting like a child!

“I’m not. It’s just- why in front of the poor little man in front of you. Look at that baby, he’s traumatised.”

he's old enough. not a baby. might look like one but that doesn't mean anything.

I practised it! Was it terrible? I felt sure it was strong. I used the right language and intonation!

you sounded like those younglings trying to court for the first time. too rehearsaled.

*sighs* Very well. Mayhap next time I will not let you down.

you've not let me down. you don't need to overdo it is all i am saying.

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