DOGE accounting probably is a pile of Post-It notes, a calculator from Dollar Tree, and one of those bulletin boards with red yarn strung between pictures of imagined fraudulent employees, and also there's a momma coyote giving birth on a pile of ledgers.
It's great that they fight amongst themselves but also it's terrible because sometimes you find yourselves nodding along to something one of them says about the other.
"I feel smugly... dirty. Like I need a soapy shower that yells at me."
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"I feel smugly... dirty. Like I need a soapy shower that yells at me."