Is there any rule saying the Speaker of the House has to still be living? …Because I really think the desiccated corpse of Ayn Rand could get to 217. - ThreadSky

davekarpf.bsky.social • 512 days ago

Is there any rule saying the Speaker of the House has to still be living?

…Because I really think the desiccated corpse of Ayn Rand could get to 217.

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jonwithtattoos.bsky.social•512 days ago

You’re gonna have a hell of a time getting her corpse out of Paul Ryan’s basement shrine.

yastreblyansky.bsky.social•512 days ago

I'll do the oppo research

yastreblyansky.bsky.social•512 days ago

Screaming Huddle is my new band name.

heim2yankel.bsky.social•512 days ago

So one of the conclusions that can be taken from Rand’s views is that women are not human beings?

yastreblyansky.bsky.social•512 days ago

No, that's reading the sentence wrong. She says women are dehumanized by the prohibition of abortion. Rightly, as far as I'm concerned, though the purple language is funny.

heim2yankel.bsky.social•512 days ago

Are you trying to say that Rand Paul is not the living reincarnation
of Ayn Rand?

yastreblyansky.bsky.social•512 days ago

Didn't mean to break it harshly, but yes. Anyway the hair is totally different.

toddkbailey.bsky.social•512 days ago

Maybe Larry Hogan can answer this question since he’s an expert on voting for dead people.

bvielhaber.bsky.social•512 days ago

I’m sure Jesus H. Christ… oh he’s old enough, right?

clofsnitville.bsky.social•512 days ago

The only reason I'm skeptical is that there are probably at least a dozen guys in the GOP who won't vote for a woman for speaker under any circumstance.

sarahday.org•512 days ago

I mean, they had McConnell? So apparently not.

drdansoderburgmdma.bsky.social•512 days ago

There’s no rule that a dog can’t be Speaker. Just sayin

pmc.bsky.social•512 days ago

She was an atheist. Is there a single out atheist in the GOP congressional caucus?

r.v.cx•512 days ago

I think we’ve reached the point where as long as you own the libs hard enough, anything goes.

davekarpf.bsky.social•512 days ago

Are you telling me Matt Gaetz believes in a watchful god? I’m skeptical.

drdansoderburgmdma.bsky.social•512 days ago

He believes in a watchful god but knows his parents already paid said god off. Even gave God a tour of the Truman Show house (Gods favorite movie, bc he gets to do the Leo DeCaprio meme from Once Upon A Time...)

pmc.bsky.social•512 days ago

The only gods Gaetz believes in are the Gods of Chaos

wagoner.bsky.social•512 days ago

"Jesus Christ is my speaker"

On second thoughts, too socialist so wouldn't get to 217

rockshrimp.bsky.social•512 days ago

Probably be more functional than most of them too.

davekarpf.bsky.social•512 days ago

At least as effective of a negotiator too.

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