We can buy Greenland only AFTER we've sold off our strategic egg reserves. We can't afford both. - ThreadSky

blisterpearl.bsky.social • 58 days ago

We can buy Greenland only AFTER we've sold off our strategic egg reserves. We can't afford both.

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I can't believe it's almost 2025 and I have to ask this, but do you mean chicken or human? The incoming administration has strong views on their control of both.

thegreathoudini.bsky.social•58 days ago

LMFAO!!!

w1rral.bsky.social•58 days ago

You’re on to something. I haven’t heard of any cases of bird flu in Greenland. He’s after the hens; not the rare earths.

mfisch02.bsky.social•58 days ago

Hide your chickens!

rossg13.bsky.social•58 days ago

This all seems strangely familiar but yet different

0b-or-boris.bsky.social•58 days ago

We can always drill for some more eggs later

blisterpearl.bsky.social•58 days ago

Won't tariffs affect any egg drilling done in the new year?

0b-or-boris.bsky.social•58 days ago

Only if they do it on Easter.

jmmosstx.bsky.social•58 days ago

🤣

elbastardog.bsky.social•58 days ago

You’re forgetting that our president is the richest man in the world. He’s gonna buy it for us. Because he cares.

blisterpearl.bsky.social•58 days ago

Did you get through that without a single dry heave? Impressive.

elbastardog.bsky.social•58 days ago

I got hives though

godhatesyeast.bsky.social•57 days ago

i know a guy who knows a guy

flackdianne2.bsky.social•58 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

mjthompson.bsky.social•58 days ago

Trump plans on enslaving Greenland’s race of unemployable giants so that they can help kidnap the Princess of Panama for Elon to marry. Then, they plan on killing her and blaming Canada, who will in turn wage war on Panama, taking both out of the picture.