Growing old is such a Cronenberg body-horror: I had to trim my toenails tonight, and the fucking nails on my big toe were as thick as a goddamn quarter! (18 cents adjusted for CAD-USD exchange rate.)
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Honestly, with a book coming out (hopefully sometime before the end of) this year, if I set the price in $CAD, I'll make a KILLING on US sales when the USD tanks inevitably for the first time since Dubyuh Bush.
No; the CAD won't depreciate against the USD, it'll be the other way 'round. Right now the CAD is trading at roughly 74 cents on the USD. So, adjusted for exchange, my fucking Canadian Quarter (18 cents USD) thick toenails and strange new noises my body makes horrifies me!
Plus, I really fucking wish the follicles on the right side of my face would hurry up and run out of colored filament for my beard; it looks like the negative of a skunk.
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Silver linings.