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1) Be born beautiful
2) Be rich
3) Filters forever
4) Hallucinate you're gorgeous everytime you see yourself (be careful with this one, you may Hallucinate yourself to be a demon)
5) Realize beauty is weaponised by corporations to keep you mentally weak, and pick up a book instead.
2. my crops are flourishing
3. my vision has been corrected
4. i’m hydrated and well nourished
5. the sun is shining
6. my long lost brother whom i thought had died when he floated down the river back in 2005 came back home
2. Mind yo bizzness
3. My bizzness ain't yo bizzness
4. Your mushroom pictures are nice.
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