My mom’s getting older. I visited her the other day and she had swallowed a fly and moved into a giant shoe - ThreadSky

lukelukeluke.bsky.social • 1 day ago

My mom’s getting older. I visited her the other day and she had swallowed a fly and moved into a giant shoe

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davidniallwilson.com•1 day ago

But why, oh why did she swallow the fly?

montresaurusrex.bsky.social•1 day ago

She wants to eat a horse and needed an excuse

mrmambo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Too soon

davidniallwilson.com•1 day ago

Fly family in mourning?

mrmambo.bsky.social•1 day ago

They're still maggots, but it's on the agenda

davidniallwilson.com•1 day ago

Better a maggot than a magat, I say.

mrmambo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maggots are actually medically useful in ridding a wound of necrotic flesh, as we were all learned from Gladiator 2000.
Whereas magats.....

hellaratty.bsky.social•1 day ago

It all goes downhill from there… good luck!

4thwallguide.bsky.social•1 day ago

Do you know why? What will you do?

tigerpournelle.bsky.social•17 hours ago

To Do List: spider, cat, dog, goat, horse.

edciting.bsky.social•1 day ago

timlang60.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did you offer to bring her a spider?

darlingdybbuk.bsky.social•1 day ago

If she starts baking large sheets of gingerbread, look out

sonsofplantarchy.bsky.social•1 day ago

That’s a good one!

lizchow.bsky.social•1 day ago

But it didn’t stop there did it Luke….

chasmanla.bsky.social•1 day ago

At least she didn't leave the lantern in the shed.

thecoffeetalking.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe she’ll meet a nice old man who will play Knick knack on her thumb.

daneh206.bsky.social•1 day ago

I hope she doesn’t have a horse!

turntopagex.bsky.social•1 day ago

So SHE’S the one that’s been eating the cats and dogs that we heard about last year?!?

suzannelieb4.bsky.social•1 day ago

jtmacri.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sounds like she’s on the right track👍

aoxxi.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hah. Mine had a psychotic break and thought Trump was personally coming to deport her. Please laugh. Lol. Its true, but circumstances require laughter. Please join in.

whosetruth.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lucky.

mariannefajstrup.bsky.social•21 hours ago

There comes a time in every woman's life ...

guruvouxdoux.bsky.social•1 day ago

She's livin' a fairytale life! 🧚‍♀️

everlee68.bsky.social•1 day ago

Best answer. ☺️

majellanineoften.bsky.social•1 day ago

🙂❤️ I think I have too!

fluff20.bsky.social•1 day ago

Was her name Liza, and did she have a hole in her bucket?

jimeejee9.bsky.social•1 day ago

she swallowed a spider to catch the fly, she swallowed a bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggle inside her, .etc., etc.,etc.....
😁🎸🪰🕷️❤️💙

jdinjc.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

mschristinak.bsky.social•1 day ago

Do you know why?

hellaratty.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she'll die!

sinisternails1.bsky.social•18 hours ago

And so it begins…

corwincannuck.bsky.social•1 day ago

Keep an eye on her in case she begins swallowing ever larger animals. Apparently it's game-over if she eventually swallows a horse.

I think I read that on WebMD or something.

createindarkness.bsky.social•1 day ago

Am I wrong for laughing 😂😂💯my mom’s getting older too. She gives me a 2 second hello/kiss and then proceeds to give me 20 minute fussing about watering my plants😂

debbiepetty.bsky.social•1 day ago

Good morning!

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•1 day ago

Gm Debbie 🙌

inflight57.bsky.social•1 day ago

Slats you're killing me 🤣🤣🤣

esseneth.bsky.social•1 day ago

As long as she doesn't live in a candy house... or one with a basket of apples... or...

putawomanincharge.bsky.social•1 day ago

My Mom is her roommate.

pseudotsuga.bsky.social•1 day ago

But why did she swallow that fly?? I hope she’ll be okay.

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•1 day ago

Idk but now she’s saying it’s wriggling and jiggling inside her 😡

thomasjheaney.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did she swallow a spider to catch the fly, that wiggled and jiggled inside her?

grannyturtle45.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes, but how many cats is she supporting?

flyingfoxaizakku.bsky.social•1 day ago

Why does that sound familiar?

thomasjheaney.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh my. I hope there are no spiders about to go after the fly that wiggled and giggled inside her. In the meantime I will go check the barn to see if the horse is okay.