Not the most romantic of places but sure. Can we lean against it? - ThreadSky

karenpercy.bsky.social • 106 days ago

Not the most romantic of places but sure. Can we lean against it?

Reposted from Jeff Wodeshick

What if we kissed in front of the egg salad machine

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felvotives.bsky.social•106 days ago

Omg 🤢 this is aggressively Midwestern

bassoonysu.bsky.social•106 days ago

Calling #IDSky

Come get your machine

themeg.bsky.social•106 days ago

Listen, if eating egg salad with Donald Sutherland on the set of Invasion of the Body Snatchers

conductress.bsky.social•106 days ago

Is there another way?

fhlostonparadise.bsky.social•106 days ago

Straight to the altar for me. That's marriage material.

frazzledrn.bsky.social•106 days ago

Can’t, I’m too busy dealing with the salmonella I contracted from eating the spoiled egg salad. 🤢

christenrexing.bsky.social•106 days ago

I am laughing so hard.

rummy26.bsky.social•106 days ago

I don't know about romantic, but how do I get one of these?

karenpercy.bsky.social•106 days ago

Great question!

thetirednurse.bsky.social•106 days ago

Egg salad is one of those things that should never be seen in large batches 😭

isaacerbele.bsky.social•106 days ago

It's AI, but at least we know where to go for an E686 8ALAD SAMDVVICH

thetirednurse.bsky.social•106 days ago

AI would do something this monstrous.

kimboellen.bsky.social•106 days ago

I’m at least gonna lean into it

raallen86.bsky.social•106 days ago

The give away is in the Egg Salad Machine, but also E36 Salad Sandwich.

Who the fuck would do that? AI.

kylemacquarrie.bsky.social•106 days ago

mementomorty.bsky.social•106 days ago

What if we didn't kiss and instead you watched me eat all the egg salad like a horse at a trough

oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social•106 days ago

I’ve had far worse proposals tbh

mementomorty.bsky.social•106 days ago

And they say romance is dead

oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social•106 days ago

Skill issue. They just never checked the egg salad machine.

eelaware.bsky.social•106 days ago

Life partner material

bauerb.bsky.social•106 days ago

Proceed.

capitalismkills.bsky.social•106 days ago

So HOTT ugh

roy-a.bsky.social•106 days ago

Sadly this image is AI 😩

dholladay.bsky.social•106 days ago

How dare you suggest such a thing!

rningscissors.bsky.social•106 days ago

Thanks for saying something. I’m genuinely trying to get better at spotting those and I see it now!

roy-a.bsky.social•106 days ago

There are a lot of indicators for me but the main one is smaller text like this. Sometimes people who post them will fix it manually but usually not

rningscissors.bsky.social•106 days ago

That’s what I spotted! But only after you said something. I’m still not in the habit of looking for “proof of realness” before reacting/replying and it’s genuinely frustrating 😤

karenpercy.bsky.social•106 days ago

See I saw that and just thought it was someone who didn't know how to spell in the 1970s. Thanks

roy-a.bsky.social•106 days ago

Truly all good it’s not your burden to bear with this stuff bluesky has been mostly ai free anyway

karenpercy.bsky.social•106 days ago

I'm sorry Austin! I didn't know... I just reskeeted Jeff.
I looked it up & saw it on a Reddit post, etc

How do you tell? Is there a checker of some sort? With art it's easy with photography I have more trouble

daddyroundround.bsky.social•106 days ago

I find a lot of the times fingers or text give it away. In this case, the text on the lower part of the machine seems to say E666 SALAD SANDWICH.

roy-a.bsky.social•106 days ago

Oh it’s totally okay hahaha, I don’t care I just wanted to share it isn’t real

roy-a.bsky.social•106 days ago

Don’t worry about trying to spot them it’ll just make you paranoid it’s really okay

mementomorty.bsky.social•106 days ago

Oh lame! Thx for being so diligent

roy-a.bsky.social•106 days ago

lol all good my stupid art eyeballs spot them from a mile away

isaacerbele.bsky.social•106 days ago

Wow, I see it now. It's the lettering on the machine itself

roy-a.bsky.social•106 days ago

Yeah! Oddly enough the thing it’s best at is mimicking old photographs. Not sure why. Maybe the grain hides artifacts. But text is usually a give away if the poster hasn’t fixed it

salarta.bsky.social•106 days ago

Fair

lilycrue.bsky.social•106 days ago

That sounds messy.
I did not notice refrigeration on the egg salad machine.
I would advise against eating the egg salad from that trough.
Kissing would be a safer activity.

karenpercy.bsky.social•106 days ago

At least tie your hair back

mementomorty.bsky.social•106 days ago

Hold my hair for me

karenpercy.bsky.social•106 days ago

OK 😘
Always

jintysoule.bsky.social•106 days ago

Now I want egg salad

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