From: Elon
Re: What I Accomplished Last Week
-Looked like an idiot at CPAC
- Used a slur in an argument with an astronaut
- Ignored pleas from ex-wife regarding my child’s medical condition
- Had a baby mama sue for sole custody of my 13th child
- F’d over thousand of hard working Americans
Reposted from The New York Times
Breaking News: Elon Musk said federal workers must summarize their accomplishments for the week in an email or be forced to leave, a tactic he used after buying Twitter. Follow live updates.

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