BEN FRANKLIN: i'm in paris right now hbu
ME: work
BEN FRANKLIN: sux for you i'm bout to penny saved is a penny earned my way into some pussy
ME: fucked. still at work btw
BEN FRANKLIN: she's 80 or something but that's good
ME: 🙄
BEN FRANKLIN: ya boy like it musty
ME: why are you even up this early