I’ve been trick-or-treating each night since Halloween. People are running out of candy. An old lady gave me the keys to her Buick. One guy hit me with a broom - ThreadSky

saltymactavish.bsky.social • 74 days ago

I’ve been trick-or-treating each night since Halloween. People are running out of candy. An old lady gave me the keys to her Buick. One guy hit me with a broom

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qwertying.bsky.social•74 days ago

At least you never got a candy cane jammed up the arse.

Can’t complain, I’m minty fresh.

laurenflans.bsky.social•74 days ago

stay the course. this is the only way we get year-round halloween.

saltymactavish.bsky.social•74 days ago

By god YES

mockcarr.bsky.social•73 days ago

So that one guy was able to whisk you away?

tez5.bsky.social•74 days ago

🤔 I had a Buick once. Had to buy it though. 🤔

helvetica87.bsky.social•74 days ago

I salute you for keeping the spirit of Halloween sated
That's what the candies are for right?... Feeding the spirit of Halloween before it hungers again? If only those people knew you're only trying to protect them 😭

tftb.com•74 days ago

In costume?

saltymactavish.bsky.social•74 days ago

Yeah. But I’ve got to mix it up. Went as a bottle of Rolaids last night

griffincaldwell.bsky.social•74 days ago

No wonder you got keys to a sweet ride like a Buick.

proverbialcrow.bsky.social•73 days ago

Oh, was that you - didn't recognize you. Sorry about the broom.

micheled.bsky.social•73 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

saltymactavish.bsky.social•73 days ago

😂

imagin8ion.bsky.social•72 days ago

thank you for creating this combination of words, stellar work, A++

saltymactavish.bsky.social•72 days ago

Ha! Thanks

jimstewart.bsky.social•74 days ago

Commitment lives.

betsygarrold.bsky.social•74 days ago

The rule is if you make me snork laugh you get a follow.

saltymactavish.bsky.social•73 days ago

Hehe

denshewman.bsky.social•74 days ago

That Buick can hold a lot of candy

sammysmoot1212.bsky.social•73 days ago

It's a Century, isn't it?
Nobody gives Rivieras for Halloween any more.

wilhelmgere.bsky.social•66 days ago

If it hasn't got rich Corinthian leather it's not much of a luxury car anyhow.

bauntarbara.bsky.social•65 days ago

"Not a creature was stirring..."
The Gift of Kahn
😬 https://youtu.be/WUrVKpKiLE4?si=iyTfzxeBE7xWRw0P

saltymactavish.bsky.social•73 days ago

I blame Obama

sammysmoot1212.bsky.social•72 days ago

Clunkers for Cash ruined Halloween.
Everyone knows it, but the libtards will cancel you for saying so.

protocrawl.bsky.social•74 days ago

I'd totally take a broom knock in exchange for an 86 Skylark with 12k miles on it

paulanonumbers10.bsky.social•73 days ago

I found a couple of pieces of candy corn in my jacket pocket you can have if you’re interested…minimal pocket lint stuck to them. Think of it as added fiber.

saltymactavish.bsky.social•73 days ago

🙏🏼