Scramble passwords, forget the challenge questions, start hitting Reply All on the important emails or the birthday emails, or the embarrassing emails, leave rooms prematurely. Stuff the toilets with toilet paper. Set off the fire alarms because you smelled smoke. Be the person who made the smoke.
Let the air out of their tires, vandalize their plates. Start crying, it's always a good time to cry. Unplug the refrigerators in the break room. Microwave a fork by accident and leave the room. There are so many things you can do when your only goal is to make your boss' life hell.
I’m a terrible friend anyway, I don’t remember peoples birthdays, I make plans and then cancel, I work full-time and have 3 kids and actually have no time for friends but oh my God you really did make me laugh out loud, you are funny as heck.
I lived my whole life for this moment, I've made bosses miserable while being practically unfireable in several different career paths. It was the job I was made for.
Raise points of order in a meeting that have very little to do with the subject at hand. Type the wrong instructions on documentation, file correct reports in the wrong place. File incorrect reports in the right place. Invent brand new places to files things then never tell anyone.
Book meetings with important people in Outlook at incredibly inopportune times. Don't reply to urgent emails. Reply too late for others. Reply way too soon for the rest. Tell HR you got married and need to change you last name in the system. Tell HR they got your boss's name wrong in the system.
My God. I fear you
Fear and respect you.
Go.
Go cause the mayhem that comes so naturally to you.
You should be placed in the most effectual position possible and make it all collapse.
oh yeah, well, right now I'm stuck in a room for half a decade for medical reasons so I'm maliciously compliant in an advisory role primarily at the moment.
As a janitor, you really don't have to go out of your way to make my life hell to stick it to the man. The only person who's gonna have to interact with that clogged toilet is me.
It's sort of an emergency situation for one day only so for this one I'd call out sick or take PTO if you work in the government office the Nazis are taking over.
BCC journalists on your emails. Yes, I know admins can see BCCs, but if everyone does it, there's too much to account for too fast. Overwhelm their ability to respond fast enough, use that strategy back against them
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Fear and respect you.
Go.
Go cause the mayhem that comes so naturally to you.
You should be placed in the most effectual position possible and make it all collapse.