✨"I've made a list, checked it twice, you've all been naughty you're all getting lice ✨ - ThreadSky

artanisrmor.bsky.social • 123 days ago

✨"I've made a list, checked it twice, you've all been naughty you're all getting lice ✨

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siriusageron.bsky.social•123 days ago

*looks at the list*

....this is your shopping list..you forgot to buy the fur softener again didn't you..?

mailmareseasonals.bsky.social•122 days ago

...lice? what

artanisrmor.bsky.social•122 days ago

You heard me 😂

nyktricity.bsky.social•122 days ago

But I don't wanna get lice! D:

blaise-tauri.bsky.social•121 days ago

I can already feel the itching ... how can I prevent the curse ... I do everything ... I don't want lice 😭😭😭

frostedbiticles.bsky.social•123 days ago

rockystarstriker.bsky.social•123 days ago

Someone has to be naughty or the world's balance will be destroyed. :P

artanisrmor.bsky.social•123 days ago

Then let the Licening begin!!

rockystarstriker.bsky.social•123 days ago

Wait no! Why is it not coal?! I will be good!!!

hellfiredragoon.bsky.social•123 days ago

Time to shave all my fur off... :V

artanisrmor.bsky.social•123 days ago

Gonna make sure they get into **all available orifices**

hellfiredragoon.bsky.social•123 days ago

cine-bon.bsky.social•123 days ago

Check it again old man!

artanisrmor.bsky.social•123 days ago

Yup, naughty, getting lice!

cine-bon.bsky.social•123 days ago

WOW

artanisrmor.bsky.social•122 days ago

😂😂😂 why?

Because you've been too happy and people dislike it

deadheatbreakers.bsky.social•123 days ago

Well.. jokes on you Mr. Santa, lice cant stay on my scalp. They literally cant hold and they slide off 😭

artanisrmor.bsky.social•123 days ago

Who said anything about the scalp. Also lice can swim 😂

deadheatbreakers.bsky.social•123 days ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

artanisrmor.bsky.social•123 days ago

Also I googled what the species where and I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW THAT SEA LOUSE ARE A THING

xcandybun.bsky.social•123 days ago

LICE?????????????????????????

artanisrmor.bsky.social•123 days ago

YES LICE 😂😂😂

uchuokami.bsky.social•123 days ago

artanisrmor.bsky.social•123 days ago

Time to itch this Christmas

nyazem.etheirys.social•123 days ago

Jokes on you! I have ECZEMA! I@M ALWAYS ITCHY!

artanisrmor.bsky.social•123 days ago

Lice in eczema *shudder*

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