The year is 2026, your pizza is made of cauliflower. Your rice? Cauliflower. Your spouse calls your cauliflower phone. You answer. She’s been replaced with cauliflower.
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AI Andreas Malm is so pissed off about it that he creates a new currency called Marxcoin in which labour value always equals exchange value. Now unable to extract wealth from their cauliflowers, the cockroaches return to traditional creeping and crawling. Order is restored.
As a plant-based vegan with celiac sprue, I can promise you that my average diet is significantly more flavorful, with a wide and diverse array of palate-pleasing sensations and mouthfeel, than your best, most exotic, chum.
Professing to no one in particular that I believe the choice of alternative plant one decides to make into their meals will forever be inferior to the grasses which we as a species have been cultivating for thousands of years
I've been fighting this war since before most of these people were born.
One of the few surviving veterans of the cauliflower vs macaroni wars of the 1980s.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: mash your cauliflower if you like, but if your kids "can't even tell it's not mashed potatoes," either they are lying to you or you are doing something very weird to your potatoes.
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I like it, but the yuudjge push is cringe, I agree.
It’s the only vegetable my son will not eat.
Free range, breast-fed, humanely slaughtered, roasted cockroach abdomen stuffed w/ pâté of hydroponic GMO cauliflower paste, grown in our bunker.
Nothing else.
WE DON’T USE HERBS & SPICES IN THE FUTURE (now) BECAUSE THEY COME FROM GREEN PLANTS*
( * associated with vegans & we hate them )
Your food is so fucking bland, right now.
You season your meat with plant herbs & spices, right?
Or do you eat it raw, like pull over, salivating at the sight of roadkill?
Do you cook the decaying flesh until it’s gray, & then eat it plain with nothing?
Too many teeth
That would be fucking awesome.
But perhaps more importantly, what do they taste like?
Lots of them.
I’m the best testiest most testosteroned tastiest and testy tester to ever take a test
and that is perfectly okay
Ex-wife vegan chef made this sauce w/ zero cholesterol, I could go down on that mound all day long
(Not like innuendo out of her vagina butt I mean in a blender)
Like taters & carrots (color) & cashews & shit
Close to the real deal, but better
So cauli-queso is on
Cauliflower
Are
Bastards
"It's great" they said.
"It sounds shit" I said.
"You'll be surprised" they said.
I wasn't.
One of the few surviving veterans of the cauliflower vs macaroni wars of the 1980s.
And nip it in the butt to keep the Cauliflower Propaganda Machine in check,
And nip the cauliflower buds, of course.
So glad I’m here on BS to find the nuggets of info.
Thank you.
I’m looking forward to Cauliflower Mastodon hybrid foodstuffs
Minus the hair.
Please remove the woolly mammoth hair first.