Do you suggest investing in the rare fish market? I've recently hedged my bets in favor of the Etowah darter but fear that I could've made more money by investing into Devils Hole pupfish which have had a great past year.
I’d like to make a lot of money fast but I’m very dumb and lazy. My go-to investment is Powerball tickets. Do you have a better investment vehicle for me?
Ohhhh. Gym has its own crypto where they give back to your wallet when you achieve fitness goals. You're incentivesed to workout and bring friends to join cause your holding the bag now.
If you get into the business of selling #meatloaf and sell a loaf per day at $2,000 per loaf, you will no longer need a typical “9 to 5” job. Stop. Making. Excuses.
I asked my chef partner how you could make/justify a $2000 #meatloaf as a fun absurdist idea, and he just spiraled down a hole of scenarios.
His final idea was offering the meatloaf like a VIP "Bottle Service" experience.
All my potential customers want to know WHERE the meat in my meatloaf comes from, and why there are no animals or people within a large radius of my car garage/factory. Also should I start cooking the meatloafs, too? Will that help sales?
Investing in Kylie Cheung is one of the smartest investments you can make because the ROI—more brilliant tweets from her—is exponential. Her Venmo is her first-last name I hear according to the blockchain
Everyone, namely small children, is going into the “lemonade stand” business. Stand out. Try an orange juice stand or threaten to unalive yourself in front of everyone who doesn’t send you $10,000
I’m enacting your meatloaf business plan and guess what?! It’s working! The charitable component of the meatloaf give-back program is to pay 1% of profits (currently $0.43 after $1,999.57 in COGS for the meatloaf MVP) to authors whose books seem really great but remain unfinished in my e-book reader
Sure, I bought the first one with an S Corp that I own, but no one has to know that and in about six years, the meatloaf company’s value should be irresistible to a “hungry” private equity investor. Pun intended - it’s called marketing - can’t lose.
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His final idea was offering the meatloaf like a VIP "Bottle Service" experience.
Not saying a word, I ate it in front of him and never broke eye contact.
Later, he gave me $5000 and said “oh man, I wish I had some of that meatloaf.
That man?
Mark Zuckerberg.