In other news, the fact that we buy so much lumber from countries like Canada has become a national security threat, says the White House. Translation: We're going to start cutting down a lot more trees here in the US of A!
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@briankrebs Saruman looked into the palantir and Sauron showed him compromising golden shower tapes from that wild weekend when they together planning the Rohan Towers resort
I live in the rural California 1st district, our MAGA house rep has already issued press releases praising a future without those pesky trees. Great times until they consume all the remaining timber.
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Yes they want to grab the land and put up golf resorts.
Private lumber companies have vast reserves they are not cutting because it doesn't make economic sense.
Can't build F-35s without 2x4s, apparently.