I am an atheist, but I have actually prayed for a good BM on many occasions. You heard me. I want a good BM on a regular basis and I don’t wanna go three days without one! If I ever ran for office, that will be my political platform. Xxoo, President elect Kathy Griffin - ThreadSky

kathygriffin.bsky.social • 13 hours ago

I am an atheist, but I have actually prayed for a good BM on many occasions. You heard me. I want a good BM on a regular basis and I don’t wanna go three days without one! If I ever ran for office, that will be my political platform.
Xxoo,
President elect Kathy Griffin

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jakehwest1.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Best bet is a good probiotic - bought/used an expensive one for a few years until I discovered 24 hr yogurt; within 24 hrs you'll see a difference. Have never looked back.

hfyou.bsky.social•11 hours ago

BM . . . BM . . . Oh!

Beefy Man? Maybe go to the gym!
Barley Malt? Check out a pub!
Brand-new Monday? Wait a bit, it'll come!
British Movie? Turn on a streaming service!
Big Monster? Run!!!
Bowel Movement? Check out a pub!!

leosteelok.bsky.social•5 hours ago

To quote Vin Diesel in pitch black.

“I absolutely believe in god.

And i absolutely hate the fucker.”

And considering the tearjerker shit i just took that rings true.

tigerpournelle.bsky.social•2 hours ago

....................you used to have a show where you hung out with cool people. :)

mississippidoc.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Start eating more peas, beans, greens, fruits and veggies, lots of water, try a probiotic and magnesium citrate at night.

lpnproductions.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Kombucha is key.

rick-geyer.bsky.social•13 hours ago

You’re the best! No shit.

mayan205.bsky.social•21 minutes ago

Go Kathy...er I rally mean..Go?

upuque.bsky.social•12 hours ago

120% DV of Magnesium Citrate will CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!

jovial-jovian.bsky.social•3 hours ago

"Vote Griffin for the Good Shit."

joeyz911.bsky.social•13 hours ago

You rock, Kathy!

malachydiscontent.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Black Man or Baby Mama?

aaronmarx.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I definitely won’t “poo poo” this idea!

drewroulette.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Make Kathy Griffin Great Again.

introvertical.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I’m also an atheist. Instead of praying, I just drink more water and eat more fiber.

hourlyoutrage.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Isn’t that what birthed Donald and Elon?

stevenp1961.bsky.social•3 hours ago

But you can birth a politician that way.

ratboy65.bsky.social•6 hours ago

You would SO win with this platform!
Most Americans are so full of shit! 💩

mccainsuzanne.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Take a tablespoon of Apple cider vinegar once a day. I prefer taking it after I eat. Works like a charm.

westofseattle.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Honestly get some Taco Bell 😅

okiest.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I can get behind this movement.

dlewisatx.bsky.social•12 hours ago

If this legislation is introduced, I hope it passes easily.

juliehutto.bsky.social•12 hours ago

😁

dhmitchell.bsky.social•5 hours ago

archvillain.bsky.social•12 hours ago

This makes me feel funny inside.

mssquiggs65.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I hear you dont let them build up

mojoman.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Proof that shit happens

patrickpoll.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Slogan "Dropping logs for freedom"

jschaner.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Eat way more plants and little to no animal products and you’ll go at least once a day.

sylvia-nordstrom.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Just here for the comments! 🤣

mmancini62.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Why not Republicans will eat the crap Trump puts out and are fine with it so I say make America Regular Again...lol

cartierkc1957.bsky.social•12 hours ago

When people are seriously constipated they go from atheist to Christian - at least till their prayers answered then fall back to being a " heathen" till they have to pray again for "deliverance"

cartierkc1957.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It's your diet lacking in roughage but drink enough water, not soda pop and take a good probiotic for bowel health Eat apples, prunes and very little junk Eat whole grain hot cereals like kasha and bulghur wheat I use real butter and mortons half the sodium Bobs red Mill good Brand

detlevbronk.bsky.social•13 hours ago

whiskeydixiemovie.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Praying for your poops!!! 🙏🙏🙏

thesteelavenger.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Oatmeal and coffee, my friend. Works wonders.

bridgeo.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Just had one. Phenomenal! Get that fiber in ya!

grobielauren.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Miralax is your friend. The generic works fine. Don't use it 2 days in a row. A food diary also helps. I learned this after having part of my colon removed. Chicagoans must stick together.

incrediblesloth.bsky.social•2 hours ago

There's nothing worse than trying to have a good BM after a few days of not. Like pushing out a cork

alwayslastinline.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Campaign slogan: “A Shit in Every Pot”?

tjtt101hui.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Costco stool softeners work for me

amingee.bsky.social•2 hours ago

As a Jewish kid I always thought the blessing of thanks for a successful BM was the funniest prayer ever. As an adult with UC I understand why one should ofter thanks for functioning sphincters.

happiness22.bsky.social•13 hours ago

sdrose.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Miralax every day, girl

picklehead69.bsky.social•10 hours ago

what's BM🤔

fiverayrays.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Amen sister 🙌🏽 Amen.

angryveteran.bsky.social•12 hours ago

If it wasn’t for BMs I would never be here on Bluesky.

rumishams.bsky.social•2 hours ago

slippery elm. omega oils. magnesium citrate. not to be annoying, but those supplements help me and i'm on heavy psych meds that normally bind me up without those things.

7thkkid.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Magnesium

gardengirl13.bsky.social•4 hours ago

And vitamin c and probiotic. Sometimes I’m just too tired to take all the vitamins, but never skip the pooping pills.

jjcgriff.bsky.social•13 hours ago

The Regular Party

bugoutbagbrain.bsky.social•11 hours ago

The euphoria of a good colon clearing poop is indeed underrated.

acapulet.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Oh bowel movement! I was very confused hahha

bugoutbagbrain.bsky.social•8 hours ago

🤣

chainmailedheart.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I like wheat dextrin fiber supplement. Amazing poops.

seasthemoment.bsky.social•3 hours ago

George Carlin was soo right!
Believe in self awareness!

vegvisir-cascadia.bsky.social•13 hours ago

That shit’s important

grigioskies.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Prunes. ❤️

rogerking.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Dr. Schultze in marina del Rey: Formula 1 WILL get ya going! https://Herbdoc.com

buckquivas.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Three days!!!

the1jill.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Some people only go ONCE A WEEK an apparently that's also normal! Shit's weird!

gardengirl13.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Just because it’s normal doesn’t mean it’s OK or good. The same way being overweight is normal. It is, most people in the US are overweight and don’t poop enough. Normal, but not ideal.

the1jill.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I'll admit I haven't delved too deeply into the subject, but it's actually a relief to learn that it's not a good normal. Makes me feel a little less crazy for finding it so weird :P

buckquivas.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Well… glad I’m not in that category. I think my body would explode.

the1jill.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Same. I don't feel right if more than ONE day has passed and there are people happy-assing around for a week! Nope.

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