Was talking to a Texan yesterday who told me that the bald Eagle was the national bird of Texas.
He didn’t stutter.
I swear, Texans are the most arrogant people in the world. It’s the national bird of Oklahoma. Everyone knows this!
He didn’t stutter.
I swear, Texans are the most arrogant people in the world. It’s the national bird of Oklahoma. Everyone knows this!
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Oh, I’m sorry that’s our Governor
Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon.
No matter how good you are, the bird is going to sh*t on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
It's the fucking mockingbird.
A terror far worse than an eagle.
My state is full up on stupid
I believe that the state bird is the mockingbird.
I also throw great parties that people talk about for years.
Just don’t insult my state. We’re fighting like hell to save it. #Texas
I don’t mean weird hiding in the mountains Georgia! But real Georgia! (The great state of Georgia)
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They didn't last a decade as an independent nation. I wonder why ...