You ever get linked something saucy and then all higher brain functions cease. how am I supposed to even *pretend* to be normal right now - ThreadSky

charlatanmonarch.bsky.social • 2 days ago

You ever get linked something saucy and then all higher brain functions cease.

how am I supposed to even *pretend* to be normal right now

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devi.bsky.social•2 days ago

Well, you certainly weren't pretending, I'll tell you that. More like "mewling", really.

charlatanmonarch.bsky.social•2 days ago

well I wouldn't call it MEWLING

devi.bsky.social•2 days ago

Then why did I go onto bsky and say such a thing? Well,

tatoleee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Being stunlocked is just one of our default states at this point

genisi.bsky.social•2 days ago

You see just *one* thing and then it becomes a complete obsession for the rest of the day, at least.

No, I’m totally not speaking from experience, shut uppp

charlatanmonarch.bsky.social•2 days ago

I TOTALLY believe you!

orderlysummit.bsky.social•2 days ago

I get ya, yet to figure out a solution

igneoussigil.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oooo what was it?

charlatanmonarch.bsky.social•1 day ago

I dare not look upon it again, lest I fall into paroxysms of lust filled madness again

eclipse229.bsky.social•2 days ago

Note to self, stockpile saucy art for tactical deployment

devi.bsky.social•2 days ago

That's the correct take away here. It's like deploying chaff to blow out a mech's sensors. Except in this case, it's blowing out Claudia.

eclipse229.bsky.social•2 days ago

And if if anyone's looking for new and exciting ways to blow out Claduia, it's me! [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

charlatanmonarch.bsky.social•2 days ago

oh my god babe

purpleshieldcat.bsky.social•2 days ago

I mean to be fair ... *Looks at mech pilots*
Saucy as fuck stuff might be a good call there 'x.D

charlatanmonarch.bsky.social•2 days ago

now HANG ON A MINUTE

artificialangel13.bsky.social•2 days ago

And remember:

Wax drools.

charlatanmonarch.bsky.social•2 days ago

artificialangel13.bsky.social•2 days ago

Close drips where you feel the heat of the flame as the wax trickles along your skin, far drips where you feel the impact and splatter, drips done with the blindfold on so you never know where they're going to hit, and then the pour where you have to watch it cascade and thicken down your body.

artificialangel13.bsky.social•2 days ago

Wax play might not be my favorite, but it's still up there