Why not have Bezos play a Bond villain? He's already working on that in real life. - ThreadSky

stevenbeschloss.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Why not have Bezos play a Bond villain? He's already working on that in real life.

Reposted from Mark Chadbourn

If you like Bond this is disastrous.

Comments

signalfire6.bsky.social•3 days ago

Needed plot twist: Red Diet Coke button launches a missile strike on Mar-a-Lago.

umaija.bsky.social•3 days ago

Or this villain?

robupstate.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yes! He's "Baldzos"!

lst100.bsky.social•3 days ago

The movie credits will be: Jeff Bezos as himself.

gigia.bsky.social•3 days ago

🎯

cannonball-titcomb.bsky.social•3 days ago

Melanoma Trump can play the new Bond girl, Whorey McWhoreface.

ferocepadovana.bsky.social•3 days ago

It makes me sick.

grandjordanian.bsky.social•3 days ago

"Octowussy"

truexted.bsky.social•3 days ago

Cubby Broccoli is spinning in his grave.

drshowup.bsky.social•2 days ago

it was bound to crash. Loved it but White Men run/rule in J Bond. Now if we could only get Jen back on Elektra!! Alias!!

democracydied.bsky.social•3 days ago

well played sir.

progressivepeter.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wasn't Bezos the villain in "Tomorrow Never Dies" ?

lessafetoday08.bsky.social•3 days ago

Does anybody really cae about James Bond movies any more? I know I don't. They all blend in together. Same story. Different Bonds

eileenmont.bsky.social•2 days ago

That’s really too bad

lisalen.bsky.social•3 days ago

Gosh could his ego handle it

seanmillerpdx.bsky.social•3 days ago

Plus he has the hair already!

artforpeople.bsky.social•3 days ago

Great now we get to see Kevin Sorbo or Hulk Hogan as Bond 🙄

amontaful.bsky.social•3 days ago

It would be perfect casting.

nomorex61.bsky.social•3 days ago

We need to quit allowing a very small portion of the population to get so rich that they don’t have to care what happens to the rest of us. They will live safely in their walled off City States as the world around us falls apart and burns to the ground.

billb3.bsky.social•3 days ago

2025: the enshittification of everything

zeentejas.bsky.social•3 days ago

It was a good run. Was.

thomasley.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://youtu.be/sfCIVVm7CYU?si=3Oy0dkJEUZg9o8x9

d1gger5.bsky.social•3 days ago

They've already done the evil billionaire media baron plot

thesweetheartsquad.bsky.social•3 days ago

As someone who is in the middle of a James Bond movie marathon right now, this is concerning.

Please don't let this result in spinoffs and origin stories no one asked for.