By this stage in the cooking of the Yuletide sprouts the aroma permeates most of Wülferhampton, luckily the Big Tree is deciduous so it has already dropped its leaves so is safe from harm
Reform UK is a proscribed organisation in Wulferhampton. Please denounce anyone exhibiting uncontrollable flatulence to the Secret Police and I ... ahem, someone will deal with the matter promptly.
I cant imagine wulferhampton is the sort of place that would appeal to anyone in reform. But good to know someone is on the lookout.
With the sprout miasma being all pervasive this is an ideal time of year for them to try and infiltrate.
Granny R tells me that big black swellings in the armpits are a dead give-away of Plague, but can be easily cured by applying some of her "Bubo-away" salve*
* Available from all good apothecaries at a fair-ish** price + mark-up
** fairish given that it saves your life. Full refund if it doesn't
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Not least @wulfhelm.bsky.social and the sprouts*
*Not necessarily in that order.
The lurchers have been taking a lot of blame 🤣
With the sprout miasma being all pervasive this is an ideal time of year for them to try and infiltrate.
* Available from all good apothecaries at a fair-ish** price + mark-up
** fairish given that it saves your life. Full refund if it doesn't