Merry Xmas, everyone!
I spent Xmas Eve in the ER, because my dumbass fell down the stairs.
Two broken ribs, a concussion, and a broken middle toe (on the opposite foot???) later and I am home.
I’m sure a good time was had by the EMTs trying to ignore the dildo in the middle of the floor.
I spent Xmas Eve in the ER, because my dumbass fell down the stairs.
Two broken ribs, a concussion, and a broken middle toe (on the opposite foot???) later and I am home.
I’m sure a good time was had by the EMTs trying to ignore the dildo in the middle of the floor.
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Then again, from what I know, the Japanese Christmas tradition differs quite a bit from the European/American one, so perhaps the ER people didn't find the presence of a dildo /that/ surprising.
That said, I'm sending lots of healing vibes your way.❤️🩹💙
Merry Christmas Astris!
I'm sure they didn't mind about that dildo on the floor. I bet they have seen all kind of things at people's home already! 😂
I’m ok right now. They gave me some good pain meds for the cab ride home but I’m afraid of when they wear off. 😅
Merry Christmas! I hope yours is less eventful! 😂🎄
Did they give you extra pain meds for later?
Sadly I won't be celebrating Christmas this year.
I wouldn't expect to move much once the meds wear off but I can promise the EMTs have seen far worse than just a dildo; I had a Christmas tradition of foreign body removal patients for a while...front and back😅
Merry Christmas, hopefully the rest of it goes better!🩷
From a butt, a handcranked flashlight that you'd keep in your car.
As a Christmas gift: from the urethra, a cleaning rod for the barrel of a hand🔫. He said he was "Itching himself". Rural America is wild🎁🎄
Both on two separate Christmases!
Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery! 🥺
Also, if it makes you feel any better, I wouldn’t have known at first glance that was a dildo if you hadn’t said so, so maybe they didn’t even realize.
I wish you a swift recovery 🤍🤍🤍
All the gentle hugs to you!
I lolled at the dildo, tho.
I hope the paramedics got a chuckle out of it too 😄👍
This is straight out of those "sex got me into ER" TV shows 😂
I busted out laughing when I opened the door and saw it there. In my fear of dying, I’d forgotten completely about it. It’s still making me giggle.
From someone who has broken a lot of bones, those little ice packs from cake stores are your best friends, especially for that broken toe! Though you'll probably prefer heat packs in a week or so.
I will also be watching that Christmas Carol, my favorite one!
I hope it gets less painful for you soon!
(That's kinda funny tho)
I’m so sorry 😱
Get well soon! 🍀