….. this is (almost entirely) literally a D&D character I created for my Eldest Son years ago. 🤣🤣🤣
I grew up* doing things like mercy-killing Foxes caught in Rabbit-traps & disposing of Stillborn Lambs, so I made a “Folk Hero” Sorcerer who was Very Lovely but casually did “Practical Things”**. 🤗
* City-kid who spent Summers on Uncle’s isolated Australian Livestock Farm.
** Goblin infested tunnel ?
Roll a bale of Hay down it & hit it with a Fireball halfway down. 👍
“It’s not a War Crime the FIRST time anyone does it”-kinda things. 😬
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"Hey how do you want to.. No Not Fireball! Dang it! Res me!
"What bandits?"
"I cast fireball."
DM: "The two bandits fucking explode into a fine red mist."
I grew up* doing things like mercy-killing Foxes caught in Rabbit-traps & disposing of Stillborn Lambs, so I made a “Folk Hero” Sorcerer who was Very Lovely but casually did “Practical Things”**. 🤗
** Goblin infested tunnel ?
Roll a bale of Hay down it & hit it with a Fireball halfway down. 👍
“It’s not a War Crime the FIRST time anyone does it”-kinda things. 😬
(Which may include singing)
need to cross a river? fireball!
orphans? fireball!