Hey guys, Donald Trump didn’t bring peace to Ukraine as he promised but Melania Trump just dropped her own meme coin after Donald Trump dropped his and they are making billions. Sorry about those egg prices. Hawk Tuah the moon!!!
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I knew some old ladies who would watch Home Shopping Network all day and buy useless shit - I'm thinking people buying Trump merchandise are related or maybe even the same old ladies
Watch for Barron’s next. They saw the $ signs explode with Donnie’s, so they’ll all get in the game, one by one. And his sheep will keep buying it…the meme coins and the lies.
I mean, he didn't divest himself from his companies during his first term, and there was no audit I'm aware of. It's not surprising he would step up his grift.
Golly, I thought "$Trump" had something to do with her. Like, a short form of "strumpet"?
(Yeah, kinda shitty & out of character for me bc "strumpet" is sexist & sex-negative. But some days, it's just hard to not sink. Esp. as no one seems to see how calling Trump a "pussy-ass bitch" is sexist AF.)
If anyone ever deserved the term Strumpet, it’s the orange one (and I had to stop myself from making a similar off color comment about Smelania being bought and sold.) And sorry, not sorry, they will now forever be Strumpet and Smelania to me 😂
I just wonder if we’ll be getting Smusk soon, too. 🤮
You know his supporters who live paycheck to paycheck are gonna do they’re gonna invest in these stupid memes and coins and Bibles and shoes that Donnie boys peddling!!
We are the laughing stock of the planet Earth we now have a convicted felon and a high priced call girl in the white House. This can't be our reality 💔
This can only get worse. The wealthier they become the more the billionaires will gravitate towards them and the more MAGA's will bow at their feet.
This is so sick and dangerous. I'll never understand it.
sup Ben. I assume someone mentioned it. but those $NAME things are the "ticker" of the asset. as with stocks. synonymous with the crypto itself "coin / token / meme-coin"
ex. $BTC is Bitcoins $ETH is Ethereums 'ticker' 👍
It is what it is at this point. The country isn't going to heal overnight, and if we want it to, we are going to have to work together to make it better.
I’m one of those that had to look up what a meme coin is… and I think someone at Wiki is having fun…(I like prefer Shitcoin)… how can “thin air” be worth $68B in one day…
I’m feeling the Democrat version FAFO by failing to meet key moments in time with aggressive, targeted, smart, cunning, never let off gas revealing their bullshit, an embedded defensive army of fact checking dynamos….just to name a few
I'm not taking the high road....Trump and Elon rigged the election via the voting machines. Vance and his wife know this but are too scared to speak out.
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Thanks for all the great reporting you've done!
Did someone say my name?
Have these people never walked an 8th grade hallway? Did they not consult with a focus group before choosing a name for their new vaporcoin?
“Smellania:
For when you don’t just want to look like a prostitute.”
(Yeah, kinda shitty & out of character for me bc "strumpet" is sexist & sex-negative. But some days, it's just hard to not sink. Esp. as no one seems to see how calling Trump a "pussy-ass bitch" is sexist AF.)
I just wonder if we’ll be getting Smusk soon, too. 🤮
Hey, at least Rama$marmy's now the hell outta DOGE! We got that goin' for us!
::looks around despairingly; cries::
The paycheck-to-paycheck MAGAs are who is going to pay the dearest price for all of this. And they have nothing to save them now. Nothing.
His supporters are FUCKED. So are we.
I'm reminded by Cousin Eddie's line in Christmas Vacation when he tells Clark "If only we had the money back that we sent to that preacher on TV"
And as if it couldn’t possibly be more on point.
You want a laugh, go watch Trump dance you shmuck
GFY, really.
So he dances and it’s little corny.
I’m pretty sure it was a victory dance.
The only Russian I know was the one called Putin who put his support behind Kamala. Imagine that, he wanted her to win - why?
This is so sick and dangerous. I'll never understand it.
ex. $BTC is Bitcoins $ETH is Ethereums 'ticker' 👍
I’m sure James Comer is gonna investigate this and then write a book.
I swore I would say this but can you imagine if Biden was doing this?
😡
https://youtu.be/Rxkw3QD0n0o?si=yd4BMzyGTEdylsUL
Smell-ania
I don't really mean to sound that defeatist. But, honestly... JFC, I am TIRED.
again.
Honestly these people are vile and should be nowhere near the White House.
We are so f’n stupid.
I'll pass.
I'm guessing "strumpet" isn't in Donnie's limited vocabulary.
When your last name has rump in it, that's a particularly bad juxtapostion. #smelania