Dmc1: so it's a sword with lightning abilities, and that's it.
Dmc2: it's 2 submachine guns.
Dmc3: *sniffs line of coke* SO ITS A GUITAR THATS A NAKED LADY AND ALSO A SCYTHE THAT FIRES LIGHTNING AND BATS
dmc4: *sniffs 2 lines at once* ITS A BOX THAT CAN TRANSFORMS INTO A BUNCH OF FORMS-

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